Our broadband in Malaysia, Streamyx

This was taken from the streamyx website about Why Streamyx...

Is it true? We need to ask all the streamyx users especially those who are staying in Kuching? Why Kuching? because I am staying in Kuching. Why from them? because they know the best about STREAMYX ! Oh ya, how's the helpline operator, are they good? How about if we have problem with the internet? Will the technician able to fix the problem? Please let me know.

I were a boss

I like this Hitz morning crew Parody which is sampled by Beyonce's "If i were a boy".I think this is the best among all.Here's the link to the video and here's the lyrics :

If I were the boss

*mornin boss how r u? bagus bagus...*

Even just for a day

*one chance only u know..what will u do ar? tats y im tellin u la..wait la..*

I would change the station name from Hitz to Radio Ean and JJ

*tats a nice ring to it.. tats y, just for u bro..*

If I were the boss

*wat will uuuuu do?*

Work will start on Tuesday

*wat do u think? i like i like, Wednesday also can*

We will end the week on Thursday and everyday will be halfday

*maybe 2hrs onli..better*

If I were the boss

I think I could understand

How it feels to work on budget

And give a raise of 20cent

Hang out with the girls

*babe apa khabar?..bagus~*

And be hard on the guys

*sori ar brother..have to la, cari makan*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys

Our trips will be to Bali

If we bankrupt I will break down and cry

If I were the boss

I will come up with a plan

*check it out ar..ehem ehem*

Make everyone do all the work

Take the credit and look like the man

*wah banyak handal ar u..thank u thank u*

If I were the boss

My lunch break will be 2days

*wah so long ar..yala then onli enuf time to eat*

I have PS3 in my room 200inch LCD and play all day

My way..JJ

If I were the boss

I think I could understand
How it feels to work on budget
And give a raise of 20cent
Hang out with the girls

*u looking very pretty today, naik gaji*

And be hard on the guys

*hey she looks pretty ok u do all her work..nonsense*

Might dispatch me riding Harleys
Our trips will be to Bali
If we bankrupt I wil break down and cry

Cause I will always come in late

Just to show who I'm

And if I was a girl I wil make them all call me Mam

*mornin Mam*

If you thought I wud be nicer

Then you thought it wrong~

*adui sakit..tarikla sikit*

But we are not the boss

*i knw tis sadly..haih...*

So we cannot cuti....cannot cuti..

Come to office really early

To try to make some money

So we can open stall jual nasi

*goreng, pattaya, kandar, lemak, wat else ar? ah..dagang.. so now wat do we do? i dunno..wait for the song to finish la cuz we r not the boss.. o yea...tunggu boss cakap la..boss..boss..okok thank u...ok bye boss..*

-A production by the Hitz.fm Morning Crew JJ and Ean-

Cute Cats

My friend, Karen recently moved in to house that they have just bought. The ex owner of the house has left their cats at the house as they are migrating to somewhere.

Glovy looks elegant with his Tuxedo.

Nini is so cute here.

According to Karen, the photo above was taken when hunter was scolded by his mom, Nana.

According to Karen, They are very discipline when they are eating their meals, they will come back for their meal when they heard Karen rang the bell.

Nana, the mother of 4 is very naughty, she will sneak into the house. When she see her inside the house, she will quickly hide under the staircase so that she won't see her.

Flower never "MEOW", she will just walk away when she finished her meal.

Glovy is very "Sticky", she will keep on "Meowing" when she see her.

Hunter is like a big brother among all, He is very macho and he is very stable.

Nini is very feminine. She is always soft and gentle.

MEOW~

Friends For Sale or for Bid!!!

I used to prefer Friendstering than Facebooking. Now I prefer Facebooking more than Friendstering! There is one application in Facebook that I like, which is called Friends For Sale. It's an application where you can sale off your friends or buy your friends as your pet. You can put him or her to work, do favors to him or her or send a gift.

How nice if I can put friends for sale or friends for bid in my web site. Put a display box on one corner of my main page with picture of him or her and with "Featured Friend of the day, Click here to bid" then end of the day "Calling once, calling twice, Gone...". Haha...I wonder who will be sold first.

Talking about Friends for sale, I ever heard a case in real life where by a man bought his wife from somebody else. I forgot how much is the amount but that is TRUE! It does happened!

Names

We all know that most of the Chinese in Malaysia has a name start with "Ah". Not only they will have their name starts with "Ah", but they will also help you to add "Ah" to your name. Note to my friends who are not from Malaysia, "Ah" is not a surname. It sounds really funny when someone add an "Ah" into your name or modify your name and make it become a Chinese name like Jason becomes Ah Ja. I ever heard someone named Ah Kao ( Kao in hokkien means dog). No offense to those who name Ah Kao.

So if Ms Word is the name of a daddy, the twins will be named as:



Since I visited uncle Google a lot, asked for uncle Google's help every time I faced problems that I don not know how to solve and I like his name, I named my 4 legged baby at home as Google.



For more bout names, please visit this site.

Google's day out for soccer

My pet, Google's day out for soccer. Before and After

Before:

After:

Toilets in our 2 new malls in Kuching

Can you see the difference for the standard between this 2 malls?

Happy Valentine's Day

Two more days will be valentine's day. As we drive along some of the roads in Kuching, we can see that florists start to set up their stalls for selling flowers and gifts. Roses price goes up from RM 1.50-RM 2 per stalk to RM 20-25 (price for last year, I am not sure about this year). Hotel, Restaurant including The Sarawak River Cruise is promoting themselves for their Candlelight Dinner.

Most guys will be busy looking for gifts and making reservation for their "the other half". Girls, on the other side wondering "Where he gonna bring me to this year and what I am gonna get for this year?" :P It's a girl's nature to think that way. We, girls also trying to figure out what to do and what to buy.

Good and funny quotes

I bump into this good and funny quotes while I were surfing just now.I wanna share this :

"People think it's fun being a genius,but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"Of course god made men before women, you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece."

"Behind every bitch is the boy who made her one."

"If Barbie is so Cool and popular.......why do you have to buy her friends???"

"I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better"

"when someone is annoying you it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and smack them upside the head."

"I dont have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem"

"Im not deaf Im ignoring you"

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man sees better than he thinks."

"It's a mind over matter thing.I dont mind, and You dont matter."

"What if heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over???"

"When life hands you a lemon, bust out the tequila and salt" <--- I love this one the most.

"There are easier things in life than finding a good honest man/woman.......like for instance, nailing jello to a tree."

"If everything is going well you dont know what the hell is going on"

"Im not BurgerKing, Fedral Express, or the Library of Congress....I dont do it your way,deliver over night or know everything!!!"

"Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...teach a man to fish and he'll sit in the boat and drink all day"

Lunar Esclipe today at 8:55pm til 12:59 pm

I were chatting with my buddy, Steven, just now. He told me that there will be Lunar Eclipse tonight. Don't miss it!

Here's what he said:

阿虎：坚持自己的步伐 says:
Lunar Eclipse, will start at 8:55pm till 12:59am tonight, expect to be the largest and brightest moon ever in 52 years ~ MY PAPER, SINGAPORE.

What makes UPs & What makes DOWNs?

Don't get me wrong. I am not talking about Economic, position in certain situation, the escalators, etc. I am talking about LIFE. Life has its UPs and DOWNs, sometimes we feel good, sometimes we feel bad. For me, I think it's good that sometimes we feel bad because if you never feel bad, how do you know that feeling good is good?

Here,
I got a list of what makes people feel UPs and DOWNs.

DOWNS

1. Because of feeling bored.
2. Stress at work
3. Not enough money
4. No increment or the amount of increment is just enough to buy a pair of shoes.
5. No Bonus.
6. Just broken up.

7. Just had an argument with someone.
8. Love ones misunderstood us.
9. Met an accident
10. Receive a bill which you have no idea how to pay
11. Saw something you love so much in the mall but can't afford to buy
12. Found out that your spouse went out with his or her ex.
13. Found out that your spouse sending sweet messages to his of her ex.
14. Your boss gives the credit to your colleague while the work is not done by him or her but by YOU.
15. Found out that your teenage daughter is pregnant.
16. Got a called from the police or the school that your kid was caught for committing crime.
17. Somebody you love so much just died.
18. Lost your pet.
19. The so called broadband in Malaysia is slower than 56k dial up connection and causing you unable to surf the net, end up feeling frustrated.
20. Got fired by the company.
21. Annoyed by someone that you hate so much.
22. Got prank calls more than 4 times in a day.
23. Someone you love doesn't love you and you discover that he or she loves you best friend.
24. Your best friend cheated on you.
25. Found out that your spouse actually is bisexual.

26. Failed the exams.

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to be continued...Now for the UPs.

UPs
1. Falling in love.


2. Got promoted.
3. Good increment.
4. Good bonus.
5. Becoming rich.
6. Somebody wooing you.
7. Someone give you something that you've been longing for.
8. Someone you love showing that he or she loves you very much.
9. Finally found the house that you wanted.
10. At last the renovation for the house is completed.
11. Somebody you care, just come back from somewhere far.
12. Got the chance to travel to some beautiful place.
13. Got a scholarship for university in overseas.
14. Got a PR in other countries.
15. Free from financial burden.
16. Got pregnant if you are married or your wife is pregnant.
17. Got a new pet.
18. Everybody loves your cooking.
19. Somebody says your baby is cute.
20. Somebody says your spouse is pretty or handsome.
22. Your love one stop keeping in touch with his or her Exs.
23. Someone says you look pretty or handsome.
24. Walking out from the mall with bags of your favorite items.
25. Came out from a good restaurant, tummy filled with delicious food.

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to be continued.

Time for me to go to bed now before I can't sleep, end up feeling very sleepy in the office tomorrow.